piss mic

When a streamer or someone with a body microphone decides to take a leak without removing said microphone.

"I gotta piss, I think I'll piss mic it."

by malachij March 20, 2025

piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably

Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor

by Bacrow October 28, 2013

cat piss chicken

when you played like dog shit egg yesterday and then whipped the other team’s ass at the next game

Ladies, yesterday you played like dog shit egg. Today you better play like cat piss chicken or else get used to hearing “get on the line” at practice

by 6969anonymous April 3, 2019

turkey piss

when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.

Dude that was a turkey piss!

by drunken_tiger May 3, 2018

Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.

Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'

by Savage creep December 12, 2022

Piss Pumkin

Watermelon

I ate that piss pumkin and it squirted juice all over me

by WILLYWYATTWONKA July 1, 2019

piss take

Piss take meaning to take the mick, having a joke

This is seriously a piss take

by hand;ejf January 27, 2023