Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019

mexican motorbike

Exactly like an Alaskan Top hat, only inverted and reversed.

"That's when Sally broke out the lube and I knew a mexican motorbike was in store for me."

by HubristicGuru February 19, 2017

A mexican flamingo

Balancing a shot glass on the tip of a penis while pouring a shot and then ramming it in some dudes ass

Poor charlie recieved a mexican flamingo durring a night out with the boys....he was never the same after that

by Noasssass88 July 20, 2022

Mexican eagle

Vultures

Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.

by Daddy's Bitch June 2, 2018

Mexican Pinball

The art of navigating through any store, event, or venue (especially in the Southwest) and sucessfully avoiding being run into by unsupervised Mexican children running amok.

We go to the store the other day, and we ended up spending more time playing Mexican Pinball than we did shopping!

by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015

Mexican Yawn

Yawning in turn of each other, like a mexican wave.

They all yawned one after the other, it was a Mexican yawn dude.

by personxyz August 2, 2012

mexican car ride

When you take something you don't want or need out to the desert and leave it.

Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...

by Trashcan_Fuckyou April 25, 2024