I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

Dog water

A PERSON WHO SEARCHES IT UP ITS LITREALLY IN THE NAME

the person who is reading this right now is dog water

by Dr.Hu November 26, 2021

Pussy Water

Definition of a hot girl or a group of hot girls

Look at those fine ass Pussy Water
Look at Naaz she is such a fine ass pussy water

by Bigg pappi Locsta November 28, 2021

Water won't go clear

A phrase used with people that have anal sex and use enemas before their sexual activity. Once the enema or anal douche flushes out all waste the exit water "goes clear".

"Man, I want you to come over and pound this cake but the water won't go clear."

by dydock December 4, 2021

bathtub toilet water dong

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.

When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong

by Fart dong December 6, 2021

Water

soup

mm that water was really good
bro the soup you just had looks good

by hahahhahahahahahahahha L bozos April 21, 2022

Living Water

Living water - A water that gives you life and immortality. It also means that the water is living. It is alive. The water is living so it is alive.

I lend my friend some living water.

by ArsonistAnonymous April 22, 2022