Wandering Dick Syndrome

Being in the medical field I see many different "syndromes." Sadly many patients contract several sexually transmitted diseases, and pass them on to their significant others due to this WDS. Being unable to keep it in their pants, for whatever reason and constantly seeking sex with other partners due to

lack of sexual commitment or sexual loyalty to one person which is WDS; Wandering Dick Syndrome.

Having displayed WDS behavior repeatedly, by being unable to display any self control sexually , resulting in sexual betrayal for his partner. Lacking the desire or ability to be true and loyal sexually to his significant other who he professes to love and have a sexual commitment to is WDS... Wandering Dick Syndrome.

by Jaded Gailen August 7, 2017

Trump-fatigue Syndrome

Anxiety caused by the constant barrage of media coverage on TV and social media regarding Donald Trump. People who find it difficult to turn on the TV news or open their social media page because it causes them stress and anxiety may suffer from Trump-fatigue Syndrome. This syndrome may cause high blood pressure, shortness of breath, and even heart attack or stroke.

"My psychologist said that I should stay away from TV news and social media because I have Trump-fatigue Syndrome."

by Dzuko99 September 4, 2018

Player 1-syndrome

One person habitually dominating another, much like Player 1 in a multiplayer game. Usually stems from too much time in a socially-stressful environment.

Can only be treated by a punch in the face from a close friend.

Guy: *grabs the remote* we're watching this now!

Girl: ugh your Player 1-syndrome is resurfacing again!

by BadWolfFile July 28, 2010

Same Song Syndrome

A disorder, very common in pop bands. Which causes their songs to resemble each other.

A: Which song is this?
B: I dunno they have Same Song Syndrome

by Andy The Drummer July 3, 2008

shiny upperclassmen syndrome

When a boy becomes more appealing to a girl simply because he is older than her, specifically if he is an upperclassman (junior or senior in high school). It seems many younger girls are drawn to older guys for this reason, even if he doesn't really have much else going for him. For girls, dating up is somewhat prestigious.
I suppose this could also apply in college, but I have not yet come across that scenario.

"Why does she even like him? He isn't very cute and his personality is just so-so..."

"She must have shiny upperclassmen syndrome."

by apersonfromnova January 11, 2012

Chandler Bing syndrome

Based on the character of Chandler Bing from the sitcom FRIENDS, Chandler Bing syndrome is when someone can never answer a question seriously and always answers with a joke or sarcastic remark. They are also terrified of commitment in relationships and usually have a form of social anxiety with uses humour as a defence mechanism.

Hey, I think I might have Chandler Bing syndrome since I’m terrified of commitment and always use humour as a defence mechanism.

by God’s sex slave December 4, 2021

ikearpal tunnel syndrome

The arthritic fatigue or hand and joint pain specifically felt during and after construction/assembly of IKEA furnitue, directly caused by the use of awkward tools at impossible angles.

Pronunciation: "eye-key-are-pull"

My typing was for crap the day after my wife went on a shopping spree at IKEA - the ikearpal tunnel syndrome set in sometime after the third önÿttïg säk.

by markfromhouston April 19, 2009