God church

Some stupid ass lyrics that Jake Paul wrote for his song "it's everyday bro" because he needed something that rhymes with "merch". Also my boy Pewdiepie did a reaction on it it's hilarious go have a look boyssssssssss.

"And I just dropped off some new merch, and it's selling like a god church."

by PariD123 August 24, 2018

Controller God

A Controller God is A Master Of The Way Of Aim Assist

ControllerCold is a controller god

by ControllerColdFan December 29, 2020

God's Gatorade

The ultimate nickname for beer. It's the golden fuel that God made specifically to keep giving us good times. The ultimate in liquid refreshment.

Dude... we're only in the fourth inning of this men's league game and we're out of God's Gatorade... we're fucked

by lsc17 May 8, 2015

skibidi fart god

Someone who lets out an extremely stinky fart and worships a skibidi toilet

The skibidi fart god lets out an extremely stinky fart and worships a skibidi toilet

by poopybuttXD101 July 18, 2025

PEDOPHILE GOD

A PEDOPHILE who has CIRCUMSCRIPTION INSCRIPTION and knows where all the targets are which is ONE.

Only a PEDOPHILE GOD can tell where they can go BUT this PEDOPHILE GOD knows all the traps they set and is a BUMPTIOUS son of a bitch as that ARROGANT ASSH0LE never stops his BIPOLAR BROADCASTING

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 29, 2021

The God Seal

Li saw gun, the god seal

uniliminal message

The god seal, u know it dont matter

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

by Blonde god June 17, 2022