cowboy penis

ruff ridin' ass-less chapped pink oboe.

I was horny but that tequila gave me the "cowboy penis" edge.

by Nephi Sagnureee.#@%? May 16, 2006

human penis

you/reader

you are a HUMAN PENIS

by some_fucker December 13, 2016

penis wars

Penis wars. When real men cum out and women shrivell.

sam failed at penis wars thats why he didnt the woman

by Paul May 7, 2005

penis wrinkle

when your penis wrinkles from jerking off

he has a penis wrinkle

by stefan May 1, 2004

Penis snotchel

A penis when it is about to "blow a load" right before it "ejaculates" or "cums".

Guy 1- dude i had a huge penis snotchel the other night watching re-runs of baywatch,

Guy 2-Eww man then wht happened.

Guy 1- Well lets just say i made a new definition to "plasma" tv.

by Tge next great quarterback August 3, 2009

ninja penis

1. The penis that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the penis had made it in. As if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.

1.She said there was no way they were ever hooking up. He just called form her bed. He's got ninja penis.

by Jon Lincoln May 1, 2011

Poopie Penis

The term poopie penis has the simplest definition you will ever see. It is a penis that has poop on it.

My boyfriend and I were having anal sex. I couldn't control my urge to poop while he had his dick inside me and I ended up pooping on his dick giving him a poopie penis.

by GoEatYourWater July 29, 2014