fake friend story

make a private story on snapchat to chat shit about all the people that have done you wrong (fake friends) can use code names or whatever !

want to be added to my fake friend story !

by 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 February 24, 2020

Honorary Black Friend

The black person in a group of majority white people. The purpose of the Honorary Black friend is to demonstrate "diversity" in a group. They are also good for insight on black culture.

I didn't know what a weave was so I asked Ebony, she's my Honorary Black Friend.

by Alexandra Griffin July 7, 2016

Fuck a Friend eve

Fuck-a-Friend Eve is the day before National Fuck a Friend day, widely considered to be April the 9th. On this day, two best friends can prepare themselves for the day to come, possibly by engaging in sexual activities.

"Hey, it's Fuck a Friend Day tomorrow, so that means it's Fuck a Friend Eve today, do you wanna get warmed up?"
"Sure!"

by schnörniboi05 March 30, 2021

friends list purge

when you have so many people on a friends list that you do not know of and you get rid of them all at once

Jack had so many friends on facebook that he didnt care about so he did a friends list purge to clear up his newsfeed

by alucardo1 December 8, 2011

the lactose intolerant friend

The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.

Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."

by MMMmonkeys March 4, 2021

Light Switch Friends

Light switch friends is what you call a friend that you are friends with for a while then you aren't and then you are again. Repeating in an order similar to a light switch.

Jay: Are we friends?
Me: We're just light switch friends.

by Milla5 March 13, 2022

Boy Best Friend

•Makes you laugh,smile,can be yourself around

•Always there for you
•Knows when you aren’t okay even if you say you are

•Gives the best advice
•1st to call if something happens

•You can trust him with anything

•Friends with benefits and it won’t get weird

Example: I cant sorry. Im hanging out with my boy best friend.

by swag0615 October 7, 2019