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Cake

Girls that are basic and sexual active
by Synonomus June 30, 2021
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Ass-Cake

When sooooooo shitty at something that there absolutely ass-cakes, also used for someone who is paraplegic/anti semetic.
Walks up to a paraplegic man at park:”thy arst cake o’ arse/ you are absolutely ass-cakes my gooy”.
by KennedyKiller1963 August 8, 2022
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Cake

Something that's 70% frosting and 30% cake.
The best kinda cake is 70% frosting.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 10, 2022
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prison cake

The crust that is left on your prison outfit after your lover gets done with you.
Mike had prison cake on his underwear when he left Dons cell.
by Casey317 August 15, 2022
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Cake woman

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.
Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.
by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022
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dave cakes

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)
person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint

person 2: ikr
by daves cakes lover August 25, 2022
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Cake that Walks

The Cake That Walks hasn’t finished the winds of winter for fucks sake
by Mojavetrejabe August 27, 2022
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