Simp Curse

When you simp for so long bad things could happen.

Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.

by TesterLester January 23, 2021

Simp

A male trying to please a woman over affection and kindness to have sex.

For example: Someone with a 2 inch dick named Otis. Simping as hard as possible at an increasing and alarming rate.

by xd_lucifer March 11, 2020

Simp

Literally Gabe 🐥

Gabe is the biggest simp

by Jay...<3 September 18, 2021

Simp

Simp Means

S.quirrels

I.n

M.y

P.ants

duh from Phineas and Ferb

"s to the I to the m to the p "-Rapper dude
"There's SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!"-Candance
"and that's a simp kid"- person watching Phineas and Ferb

by Your local street hobo April 3, 2020

Simp

Narno Martinez

Narno Martinez is a simp

by Narno Martinez July 17, 2020

Simp

Someone that goes out of their way to do something in hopes that they can take part in sexual intercourse with someone.

He's a simp.

by hello there buddy vi August 2, 2020

Simp

Originally a term for the "nice guy best friend." A guy who likes a girl and is always with her, but he is not her boyfriend. Rather than getting kisses and sex, a simp has to settle for hugs. In other words, a guy who gets stuck in the "friend-zone"

Is Chris sleeping with that girl? Naw, he's just her simp.

Is Chris ever going to get laid? Naw, he's just simp on Twitch E-girls and pays for their Onlyfan accounts.

by ilovemakima July 21, 2022