Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.
"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
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Glittering Jew Cat

Another word for a gay jew. Or when refering to a jew as a faggot, fairy, princess, Etc..
look at that guy over there, what a fairy.
OR for a jew, Look at that "Glittering Jew Cat"
by Katee420 October 31, 2011
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Big Cat City

A location where Big Cats meet or live and engage each other in stimulating stunts that usually involves large amounts of alcohol. There is always one King Cat who runs Big Cat City and often leads by example by Bringing the Ruckus. Most normal individuals would not dare to enter Big Cat City without the protection or consent of a Big Cat.
Guy 1: Hey man you trying to go to Big Cat City tonight.
Guy 2: Yea sure what’s the worst that could happen?
by MeatWallet09 April 19, 2012
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Black Cat Bastard

An individual who claims to have done more, had better experiences, been to better places than you have. No matter what you have done he has done it too, only better.
You say "I've just been to Barbados on holiday for a week and stayed at the Almond beach"

Black Cat Bastard replies - "I've been to Barbados too for two weeks and stayed at Sandy Lane"
by CatonR July 8, 2009
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Metaxia the Persian Cat

A TV show aired in the late 80s. The main character is Metaxia, who gets called a perisan cat. thinking the person doesn't like her. But what she didn't know, was it was a warning sign because she turned into one! It might sound like a comedy but it is sad drama. Its like one of those shows were they turn into vampires.
"I hate being a PERSIAN CAT. I wanna go back please! Oh Lord please!' is a line in the show, Metaxia the Persian Cat.
by Lauren Matson November 2, 2012
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taco bell cat

Also referred to as a taco bell rat, depending on what you thought you saw at the time:

Dude, I think I just saw a big rat!

No, fool, that's a cat. No wait - that's a taco bell cat!
by yeahtacobell7 January 12, 2011
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