hump the monkey

To have sex.

"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

cab monkey

That guy who flags down a cab with no intentions of using it, whilst another less fortunate person flags down the same cab without a chance of aquiring the cab.

joe- Look at that rich cab monkey.

frank- yea what a dick.

by 1234658971346 November 27, 2007

Monkey Sex

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game

Kirbs you're really out here playing like monkey sex.

by Jayke903 October 5, 2019

Monkey with Braces

A clit piercing. Comes from the slang word "monkey" for a girls "area", and the insersion of metal into said area.

Steve: Did you hear? That girl has a monkey with braces.
Sarah: Ouch. You couldn't pay me enough to do that.

by MonkeySansMetal August 6, 2007

Finger monkey

When you finger a girl and beat your chest like a monkey.

Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.

Hey girl, be careful, I'll give you a wild night, but I can be a real finger monkey in bed.

by Nonamenelly March 26, 2017

Timber monkey

Majestic northern Indiana native woodland bushy-tailed squirrel.

I got attacked by a timber monkey while eating a peanut butter sandwhich on a hike.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

Reef Monkey

It is the same as someone stupid.

Omg Justin is such a reef monkey.

by Sawyer is a shit February 17, 2019