John Egbert

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.

by PoisIvy February 16, 2024

John from the streams

John from the streams is some gay furry names John from Aka Krispies streams, he is a member of the Krisiest SMP and doesnt hate women.

Hey, have you heard of John from the streams?
OMNG JOHN?!?!?!

by johnomgjawsk November 14, 2020

John Cena

The act of being camouflage

Dang man, your John Cena right now.

by aesoem sauch January 30, 2019

John Cunniffe

Spliff. i.e. a joint, blunt etc.

Woah! That's a good john cunniffe!

by micktherigger April 12, 2012

John SouthWest Airlines

John southWest Airlines is a anime nerd who can rock anyones world with his flight or stupidty. 10/10 airlines

Welcome to john southwest airlines

by Jhon southwest January 20, 2022

johning

Making excuses before a game start. Originated from a person named John who made a lot of excuses

"My friend started johning about controller issue before our 1v1 started"

by BigManStickmanDan December 8, 2024

John Law

A law enforcement officer who cannot meet the sexual needs of their spouse, do to inadequacy or general yellow bellied behavior. See also: coward, parasite, laughing stock

Guy: Kops are so Kool have you heard the song John Law by Dropkick Murphy's?

Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit

Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!

Cop: shoots both of them

by George Walker Bush II December 9, 2020