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Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024
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Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.
After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"
by Markusftr June 8, 2017
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John Adams Day

John Adams Day is a day to celebrate anyone who goes by the name of John Adams. The day is January 1st.
I told my work I wouldn’t be able to come in today since it is John Adams Day.
by Joseph handman December 9, 2020
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John Day

John Day is a celebration that occurs every October 30th from 9:00 AM to midnight. This celebration tends to be celebrated by going out to eat in a group of 3-4 people including someone named John and pulling good-natured practical jokes on the John in your group. To those who celebrate John Day it is considered to be the most entertaining time of year.
I can't believe it's finally John Day! Where should we go for dinner?
by Dayman76 December 29, 2015
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john dreiling

It means to just do it, to say yes to something, without thinking about it too much, no matter the consequences, with the risk of resulting in severe injuries when not successful.
John: Are you gonna send it?
Mary: Send it? I'm gonna go full John Dreiling on this shit!
by wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf January 23, 2020
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John Buckley

The legend himself. Likes to fiddle around on his guitar and play Overwatch. The biggest celebrity in Warsaw with the blondest hair. Gay but has "bromances" with multiple men. Wears suspenders, fedora's, and dresses and slays. By age 40 he'll voice over in a nature documentary or be dead.
"I don't understand people"
"That's so John Buckley of you to say"
by _Wobble August 7, 2023
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John Wicked

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.
"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"
by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025
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