What am I

Same I'm not pretty and I'm not ugly

I have lots of friends and half of them don't even talk to me. Lol I'm average in all words and that's alright cuz at least I'm something. And that's me.

What am I you ask well I'm not pretty or ugly, I'm me.

by Alaina M Puciata December 20, 2020

i can text

When my friend says: "I can text tho" it basically means:"When I say I can text that means u can text me" and "Meaning I’m free to talk" and i just told her:"i need a whole urban dictionary so i can understand u". I decided to make one.

that mf furry:... I can talk tho..
me:Ok.
*next day*
me:u didnt text me.
her aka furry: When I say I can text that means u can text me,meaning I’m free to talk.

by LiveLaughLove i guess September 5, 2021

I can swing that

I can handle that; I am able of doing that

Maggie: “I need you to go by the grocery store on the way home.”
Emma: “Sure, I can swing that.”

by greatvaluemilk September 15, 2021

I forgor💀

I forgor💀

"Did you do your homework?" "I forgor💀"

by yenob September 24, 2021

am I dreaming

When something is crazy unbelievable. Could be used when you think someone is stunning
Could also be used when something is so awful that you cannot believe it’s true.

*sarah posts on insta*
lex: “oh my god am I dreaming🤩🤩”

by world star cash money September 28, 2021

I want to not live

Not wanting to die but not wanting to live either

I want to not live
Me too

by I_eat_dick October 7, 2021

i like poop

You basically like poop- I- ………..

Person 1: I like poop
Person 2: okay

by It’s pinky chu wow July 15, 2021