Corn Farts

Noun; The product of popping corn. When an individual corn kernel is heated, it farts. Popcorn is the result. Sometimes, when corn kernels are heated in a bag, yellow stuff gets on the farted corn. It is nearly impossible to wipe off the yellow stuff from farted corn.

Let's pop some corn farts. Not all of the corn farted.

by Fuzzy Thinker June 12, 2019

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broken farted

When you except your ass to release a big fart but instead you're left with a tiny fart that doesn't satisfy your farting needs

You: I thought I was gonna rip a big one today but I was let down because it was a tiny one I'm broken farted.

by Wild Owls Sienna August 8, 2016

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Colonic Fart

A fart that emanates deep within the colon of the lower intestines that comes out silent but deadly and smells nasty of sulfur. This is usually attributed to constipation, indigestion, food poisoning, or other gastrointestinal problems.

Damn dude, did you just stink up the room with your Colonic Fart after eating that burrito?

by Schlangemann April 5, 2011

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Fart and run

When someone fart, tells no one in the room and find a reason to leave the room letting the others discover is fart by smelling it.

Bob1: So a was eating a twinki when... wait a minute who farted!?

Bob2: Don't know man but it smells horrible, good that Bob3 is safe on that one.He is grabbing a beer in the kitchen

Bob1: For god sake Bob3 no Fart and run

by Hodio August 9, 2010

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