Tassel Tits

Director Arketer on a Tuesday.

Did you see Director Arketer's tassel tits?

by ZakkOsborne October 21, 2020

Frog Tits

When someone ( Andre) is wearing an High Vis construction shirt and their nipples are hard.

Holy shit look at Andre's frog tits!

by Slantyeyedcocksucker July 6, 2024

its gone tits up

1. something that has failed spectacularly, in a way that could not be predicted (it went tits up) can also be used in this case)
2. something that has broken slightly

Friend 1 - thought you were going out tonight
friend 2 - its gone tits up went tits up, friend 3 was sick and friend 4 had car issues
friend 1 - that went properly tits up then

by TalikTheVampire March 13, 2023

tit fight

A fight between two adult females

I hope my wife doesn’t get into a tit fight with my former bird

by Desmond Doggie May 4, 2024

Tickling your tit

Another way of saying it’s just a joke or pulling your leg or I’m messing with you

Person 1: does this dress make me look fat

Person 2: yes

Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down

by Peepeepoopo man August 26, 2023

tits to the wind

Drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated

She can’t drive right now, she’s tits to the wind.

by Jendingo December 4, 2022

The smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are

Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.

Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.

Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

by Del0920 August 12, 2021