Small Tits

Anything below a C-cup (and some c-cups) are small tits

"I don't have small tits, I wear a 34B!"

"Tiny tits says what?"

"What?"

"I'm a B cup now so they're average"

I know you can still fit in ur training bras girl....

by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025

snakes tits

something extremely rare or impossible

stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

Zit tits

Small, underdeveloped breast on an adult woman

Sometimes due to hormonal conditions womens breast don't fully develop and stay in the "buds stage"

Very small boobs resembling over-stuffer zits

"I always wear chicken cutlets in tights shirts otherwise you can see my zit tits"

"I'm saving for a boobs job, because of PCOS I have these zit tits"

by Embarrassedonlive March 28, 2025

tit as fuck

Something that is extremely awesome

If you wanted to say that car is awesome you would say "That car is tit as fuck"

by Oknowbye123 July 31, 2016

Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.

Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.

by The tit chugger June 10, 2016

Titted

Slang for angry, mad, pissed, frustrated, annoyed

I’m so titted that she reminded the teacher we had homework due!

by T Sleazy June 1, 2018