glossy taco

Glossy top coat of nail polish!

Dang! That glossy taco SimplyNailogical uses is AMAZING!!!!!

by mal.dun April 18, 2018

tacoing

A boring version of talking. Like when some gaming nerd with autisum starts tacoing about The Legend of Zelda, trying to explain the game, and you pretend that you are paying attention. But really you have no idea. People who taco normally don't stop talking until they have bored themself.

Dude #1: You you have any idea what the heck Trevor was saying?
Dude #2: He was tacoing about some science crap. I got so zoned out.

by WashyShortshot September 14, 2019

brownie taco

A vagina covered in, or filled with, feces, particularly before receiving oral stimulation.

Last night I ate my wife's brownie taco, the perfect foreplay before sex!

by Doggymang December 8, 2016

Betty Tacos

A person who is feeling great, happy and has a wonderful smile who is independent and amazing.

"Hey how are you?"
"I'm Betty tacos thanks, yourself?"

by Americos May 18, 2014

Glossy Taco

A top coat used for nails (it makes your nails glossy). When you say it out loud it sounds like "Glossy Taco", but you're really saying glossy top coat.

Nail Youtuber(a.k.a Cristine):"but you know me girl I'm all about that glossy taco"

by RoseUknow April 18, 2018

El taco nino

An ugly, wart-covered man with a very small penis.

person one: "Man, check out that el taco nino over there"
person two: "GROSS"

by Larry Personnn April 12, 2009

Taco King

1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.

2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.

The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.

by KickstandLover October 15, 2018