chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

tit molester

The one creepy man or monster that lurks in the alleyways of the outskirts of the city who waits undercover until an attractive or ugly woman walks by, then jumps out and snatches their tits.

The tit molester is on the prowl again, many women's tits have gone missing again!

by zombie vagina July 22, 2018

Tits

Big squishy Bowling Balls that are located on a woman’s chest

Hey, Karen has no tits

by KING__LIGMA December 30, 2020

Twizzle-tits

A nickname for a squirrly or smaller member in a group of friends.

Jeff: Hey look its Nate.

Dan: Oh you mean Twizzle-tits?

by Spic Chicken Sandwhich May 26, 2010

Tit Clits

A set of nipples that once aroused will grow to the size of a mini sausages.

Bro, I was making out with Gina this morning. I ate her tit clits for breakfast.

by |Spectre1| July 30, 2017

Squirrel tits

A woman whose boobs look like acorns.

Would you look at the squirrel tits on that woman.

by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020

Tit god

1. Girl in bathtub

2. Difisesh god
3. Muslim dad

Look it’s a tit god

by St. Mt. Ms. Mr. dr. Formative June 17, 2022