shit piles up

When your life is like shit already but more bad things keep happening. Bad news just pile up on top of each other.

Two days ago I lost my cousin. And today my gf broke up with me.

Shit piles up

by Ooway January 1, 2018

smacking pipes

When 2 or more guys have a “sword fight” with their dongs however unlike a sword fight, smacking pipes ain’t gay.

“I heard you and jonhathan had a sword fight last night, that’s pretty gay”
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”

by XineOhp January 10, 2018

turkey piss

when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.

Dude that was a turkey piss!

by drunken_tiger May 3, 2018

Flamingo Piss

When you are in a sketchy (or any really) public bathroom stall and there is no lock on the door so you have to put your foot up to the stall door to keep it shut.

This cannot be done in a handicap stall.

Dude 1 Man, I had to do the flamingo piss at that truckers stop today

Dude 2 That sucks.

by xX420_WeedMan_420Xx May 22, 2018

missouri piss water

Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.

Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.

by Bigtappel22 May 23, 2018

soggy pies

when sleeping with a group of grandma's

That was some great soggy pies last night

by sixtwoone June 6, 2018

sheep piss

Exclamation of anger.

-We're sorry you were not approved
-Sheep piss!

by SargentoPillow June 9, 2018