Simp

A simp is a beta cuck who tries to cater to , or gain favour of some group for a cause they don’t necessarily believe in. For example, a man may not believe in feminism, but he’s too much of a cum sock to stand up for what he actually believes in, so instead he takes a knee and tries extremely hard to show said feminists that he is on their side. A true coward, he will even convince himself he holds the same beliefs just to gain favour and attention of the people he perceives to be on the top of the social ladder.
Make no mistake about a simp, because if his country is attacked by Russian enemy soldiers (for example), his gender neutral/feminism/leftist agenda goes out the window and he’ll be the first one to learn how to speak Russian and make Baklava

Look at Jeff simping hard for the alphabet crew, is he afraid he’s going to get canceled?

by WilliamGoldsmith March 11, 2023

Simp

When kids, mainly ones called Louis Bye, chase girls and will never leave them alone in return to be on great terms with them. However this never works for Louis Bye as he is ginger. Its said that once he sends pictures of himself to girls, they stop messaging him back

Louis: hey you're really fit
Girl: yeah send me a photo of yourself
Louis: *sends photo*
Girl: eww you're mank
Louis: noooo pls dont leave me I'm so lonely
Girl: you're such a simp

by Pro fortnite gamer 007 April 11, 2020

Simp

A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.

Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF.

Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp

Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.

Henry: Uhh... How did you know?

Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.

by Forgettable Name October 31, 2021

simp

someone who loves a man by the name of jonathan bravo <3

i love you

i love johnny so much i'm a simp

by simpinnotpimpin December 7, 2021

Simp

A person, most likely male, that will do or say anything to get some coochie.

Shea Taylor from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is the biggest simp on planet earth.

by NylonBurrito March 27, 2020

simp

A derogatory term for a guy who treats girls/women well. Frequently used by sexists

Adam: I'm so in love with Miranda! She's such a wonderful girl! And she has such beautiful eyes!

Peter: Dude you're such a f*cking simp

by max_212 April 12, 2020

Simp

Simp is an acronym meaning Suckas Idolizing mediocre pussy. But in popular culture it's overused and saturated to just mean any guy who shows too much interest in another person.

He likes that fat ugly bitch? He's a simp.

by Tonibler May 12, 2024