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Corn Farts

Noun; The product of popping corn. When an individual corn kernel is heated, it farts. Popcorn is the result. Sometimes, when corn kernels are heated in a bag, yellow stuff gets on the farted corn. It is nearly impossible to wipe off the yellow stuff from farted corn.
Let's pop some corn farts. Not all of the corn farted.
by Fuzzy Thinker June 12, 2019
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Sparkle Fart

When you eat a pound of glitter, a pound of beans, sit by an oscillating fan, and wait....
Tony went to the party store and after he had a bad case of the sparkle farts
by current RMC student December 29, 2016
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Brain Fart

"If Ya Don't Stop Thinkin
Ya Brains Gonna Be Stinkin"
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by MJ cvghfgjghf March 28, 2007
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kiss fart

by Shay22 September 21, 2008
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duck fart

When you fart so duck-like, you'll bring a new meaning to the phrase "Duck!" Usually juicy and deathly.
That duck fart was so loud, we thought a duck was in the room.
by Frank Rumber January 10, 2012
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mung fart

Mung, as far as I am aware, is the mixture of shit and semen. So a mung fart is a fart expelled following anal sex.
"I went into a gay bar to ask for directions, and it really stank in there. Must have been lots of mung farts in the air."
by Wagonface August 18, 2006
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Fart Fetishism

A rather sexual fetish in which a very small cabal of goofy disgusting losers with nothing else better to do but watch a woman passing gas over a cake and masturbate to it enthusiastically. So sick and perverted, that even sexologist Dan Savage came out against it in his weekly column.
Danielle:I am into Fart Fetishism so much I have just farted on a cake.

John: Oh, well, it seems like you have a rather strong case of Fart Fetishism.
by DonnyDDDD October 4, 2010
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