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cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.
by Dande123 May 31, 2020
mugGet the cake bastardmug.

cake

Math time! Blud this cake is so hard 🍰🎂”
by jakwjdjkfkrkek September 12, 2023
mugGet the cakemug.

Crab cakes

Restaurant slang for when someone spits in their food.
Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.
by peppyjoto April 9, 2021
mugGet the Crab cakesmug.

halloween cake face

the term 'Halloween cake face' refers to a woman that wears a lot of make up. In particular orange looking foundation with bright lipstick and lots of eye shadow.
oh my god look at her makeup, Halloween cake face...
by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018
mugGet the halloween cake facemug.

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.
Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.
by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017
mugGet the Poo Cakemug.

Cake

The 42 of humanity and a delicious baked treat
by FeatherTehCat February 14, 2019
mugGet the Cakemug.

patty cake booty

A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.
by Wallace 466 July 14, 2021
mugGet the patty cake bootymug.

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