Head Butt

the act of stiking the penile head in the anus of another person.

"Hey babe. Wanna Head Butt me?"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Rough butts

When a situation is particularly difficult or it feels like the odds are stacked against you.

Our team is down 6 points. This is rough butts!

by nosrac271 December 31, 2022

Phonebook Butt

A posterior so large, when the subject is seated, they appear to be taller. Like a child sitting on a phone book.

Have you seen Jessa’s butt? She’s got a phonebook butt!

by Dr. Knockers January 3, 2023

Butt goblin

Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.

Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.

by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023

Wet Butt

Wet Butt is a rare disease where a someone’s butt is wet all day every day.

Damn Peter your butts wet, get that checked out, I think you got Wet Butt.

by Dan The Destroy69 April 30, 2023

Wet Butt

Wet Butt is a rare disease where a someone’s butt is wet all day every day.

Damn Peter your butts wet, get that checked out, I think you got Wet Butt.

by Dan The Destroy69 April 30, 2023

butt boiling

verb

1. The sensual pleasure achieved from exposing your anus (or perineum) to very hot water, normally from the stream of a shower nozzle or bidet.

"Bro, I accidentally got some heat on my scrotum when butt boiling, had to go to the hospital for 2nd degree burns, but anus is fine."

by PoompedDoomp August 21, 2023