by DoinktheCat June 14, 2017

... before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.
Kiss me first before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.
by The Notorious D.U.G. December 18, 2021

by anonymous October 2, 2023

by Snakbabe May 27, 2020

You: You know what day it is right.
Him: No what?
You: It's National Kiss Your Catcher Day.
*Proceeds to kiss to celebrate*
Him: No what?
You: It's National Kiss Your Catcher Day.
*Proceeds to kiss to celebrate*
by jigglenutz34 March 6, 2025

by Beankid363 September 8, 2023
