p addict

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.

Hey bro I've been a p addict for the last ten years and haven't told anybody

Buddy you're only 16

by orangered May 13, 2022

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P Rocker

P rocker is a tall lanky type of specimen. they often go for bold, bald headed looks and act strangely homosexual around close friends. They tend to be shy around females but are very funny and are known to be able to recite all SCP variants yet they hide this knowledge.

“Hey you heard or P rocker, he’s that lanky one”
“The buzz cut p rocker? Ye I heard he knows all the scp’s”

by Luhhunnybun June 17, 2022

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Kai P. Lomont

A notorious pedophile that lurks on roblox and discord living in the everett washington area.

Yo! is that Kai P. Lomont?!

by pactbyblood April 12, 2025

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qazse4wsxdr5edcft6rfvgy7tgbhu8yhnji9ujmko0ik,lp-ol.;[=p;/']

This is the big check mark pattern. 1st row is now numbers , 2-4 rows are for letters.

1st symbol in second row , 1st symbol in third row , 1st symbol in fourth row , 2nd symbol in third row , 3rd symbol in second row , 5th symbol in first row(number four). You get qazse4. After first check mark every number increases by 1 for every next check mark. Last check mark is ol.;=. 278th level of boredom.

Person -2 : have you typed qeszcwrdxvetfcbrygvntuhbmyijn,uokm.ipl,/?
Person 14 : No , but I have typed qazse4wsxdr5edcft6rfvgy7tgbhu8yhnji9ujmko0ik,lp-ol.;=p;/'

by mbxjsy October 8, 2025

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