Cold butter

A homoerotic substance. Use it to destroy your bread and never spread the way you want it to.

Tim: “I love cold butter.”
Tim’s Brother: “look that up on urban dictionary, I bet it’s Homoerotic.”

by GuyYouKnewInMiddleSchool October 27, 2021

Butter Limit

noun
1. a point or level beyond which someone does not have the intestinal fortitude to digest butter.
2. a restriction on the amount of butter permissible or possible to safely eat.

Eric: Hey, should we do crab legs for lunch, or will that give you bubble guts?
Blair: That would definitely put me over my butter limit; and I don't want to be on the toilet all night.

by Emobee March 2, 2021

Butters

Butters means ugly. If someone's ugly you will call em' butters.

Mate1: Do you wanna get with her?
Mate2: Nah fuck that she's butters.
Mate1: Yeah yeah.

by Qdyt March 21, 2015

Put that peanut butter on the jelly

An instruction to perform a predetermined action or series of actions swiftly.

When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"

by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019

Peanut butter and crackers

When you put peanut butter on white people

Brad: hey dude wanna come to my party we’re gonna make some peanut butter and crackers
Nick: peanut butter and crackers?
Brad: yeah we’re gonna spread some peanut butter on Amy and Nicole

by http.eatallbabies February 4, 2021

Butters

Butters- a girl or guy who is extremely ugly

Omfg look at that bitch she's so butters!

by fairy404 May 24, 2016

Butter push-pop

The act of lubricating a butthole (using butter or another oil) and sticking a finger in to achieve a boner ("the push-pop").

Matthias was in the mood for a snack so he grabbed the stick of butter out of the fridge and made a butter push-pop with Samantha.

by Dirty Cary July 26, 2021