clout sucking

to blow a clout god

last nite sally was clout sucking me so hard i went numb - roy purdy

by Donut dream September 6, 2018

Sucking a devil

When a woman sucks a big penis and damages her mouth

Annabel: I'm sucking a devil right now
Lucy: I wish I am too

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

parents suck

What every teenager thinks

TEENAGER: My parents suck

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

suck of death

When someone sucks so hard on a mans penis, it turns purple.

Thus making it the suck of death.

Yeah man that’s called the suck of death, sucked that dick so hard it indeed turned purple.

by KayStarKay February 19, 2022

The Suck and Crush

The Suck and Crush is a sex move where you get done sucking your partners phalice, and then you crush your partners phalice against your head like a beer can!

Girl: I'm sadistic so I'm gonna perform The Suck and Crush on Daniels dick lol.
Girl 2: What's The Suck and Crush?
Girl: When you crush your partners dick like a beer can
Girl 2: What the fuck holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you- I'm telling Daniel WTF
Girl: Hahahahahaha

by ZenTheEpicManEpicly June 4, 2020