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Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.
I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in
by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021
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European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock
I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!
by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021
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Nut Slap

The act of nutting in your hand and slapping it across your bitches face
Man Kyle last night nut slapped me so hard
by Nutslapyogirl December 17, 2019
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slap happy grandpappy

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor

oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy
by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021
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Slap

Slap is an alternative word for cool, awesome or radical
I had a 'SLAP' time last weekend, That food was 'SLAP'
by Quality Assuraaaah! June 10, 2021
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Hopsin Slap

Slapping Somebody with a hand full of godly Jizz, fresh from a sweet jerk off from watching Your Favorite Kink style porn category, made famous by the “Indie Valedictorian” Hopsin.
“Hopsin is my favorite rapper! I love to hopsin Slap my teachers, my sister does too”
by Salli7271 January 27, 2020
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Chuck Slap

The act of slapping an inferior being with a low-top Chuck Taylor shoe, most commonly in the face, usually in the form of a sneak attack from behind.

Also known as: Peasant splat (A more extreme form)
After the peasant's unsanctioned disrespect, it was essential that he received a swift chuck slap. He was lucky I didn't peasant splat his ass.
by Mershon Jr. December 7, 2011
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