Toddler slap

A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.

Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.

by Toddler slap June 30, 2023

slap your bum

A big slap on your bum bum till it jiggles

I wanna slap your bum bum

by Yhu7838 March 11, 2023

Slap Heed

A Geordie term for a bald man with a shiny head.

Shane had a massive Slap Heed!

by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023

Sun-Slapped

Extremely sun burnt when you wanted to get sun-kissed

Wow Abby got sun-slapped today at the lake!

by Beachy432 March 23, 2023

Utah cheek slap

When you slap your homie's ass but it's not gay.

Relax, dude, not my fault you were looking juicy. Nothing like a Utah cheek slap between homies.

by Dr. Farquad March 25, 2023

Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023

brain slap

a slap so hard you knock their pea brain out

"had to give that bitch a brain slap"

by Qwerty453213 January 20, 2023