Chocolate Foot

Put your foot up another’s anus rectum (at least the big toe)

I just got the craziest chocolate foot from this asian girl.

by bajookieland69 February 26, 2026

Chocolate Smegma

The result of a guy not showering for a long period of time causing the cheese on his balls, also known as smegma, to darken turning an almost milk chocolate color.

Man your balls reek, you got some chocolate smegma.

by sweatyprunes March 10, 2026

Chocolate Onion Ring

When a girl, or guy, takes a s*** but doesn't wipe for like 3 days and it gets all crusty and then a girl, or guy licks on it.

God damn Steve my girl was in the bathroom for like an hour on Friday and so on Sunday I got to give her the best chocolate onion ring she ever had in her life.

Holy s*** Stacy. You should have seen it girl. Randy took a laxative for New Years and when that clock struck 12 I had him screaming from this chocolate onion ring I was giving him. Midnight kisses are for pussies

by FreakyRandy4x4 March 20, 2026

Chocolate Alavalanche

Another word for a shart. Combining chocolate, lava, and an avalanche. A shart is unexpected flow of hot chocolate running downhill.

Person 1: “Wow it really stinks in here”
Person 2: “Sorry, I had a chocolate alavalanche thinking it was just a fart. I now need to change my underwear”

by Lex-O-Mech February 8, 2025

chocolate star fish

when a chocolate shaped cock is inserted into another's prostate and is used to stimulate until melted, it is then removed and then the pegging process can begin. The person pegging will be able to enjoy a nice chocolate dessert.

I had my girl over on Valentine's Day and to be a little kinky we wanted to do chocolate star fish.

by milf lover 420 February 14, 2025

Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 16, 2025

Chocolate Rain-blow

A chocolate rain-blow is when a lady of the night is doing a hand-stand and giving you a blow job while simultaneously having explosive diarrhea

I just had the most gnarly chocolate rain-blow in the bathroom dawg.

by Pickle-Dill February 17, 2025