Cats in the porta potty

Its a cat in a porta potty what else is there?

BRO there’s some fucking cats in the porta potty look at this!

by Mygrandfatherkilledhitler December 7, 2021

Clean my Cat

When you’re a gal who just has to masturbate before going out

Person: “Hey, are you on your way?”
You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”

by KittyKeeper69 March 12, 2022

dewey the library cat

The most famous cat (I think) known. Said to be very handsome and good at his job. Unfortunately died years ago. If you want to know more, search up dewey the library cat book and read it. you will cry at the end.

Me: hey friend do you know any good cat books?
friend: oh heck yes Dewey The Library cat. a true story that made me cry
Me: haha I won't cry
Me next day: *sobbing

by Kaifwa December 21, 2020

All Cat No Mouse

When you’re bored or having nothing to chase / do.

“I’ve got nothing to do. All cat no mouse.”

by cal w February 6, 2021

cat in the hat mug

kilogram

hey cat in the hat mug, oops mbd i meant kilogram

by lexi014201 April 13, 2021

The dog is raping the cat

The dog is raping the cat is a military term that stands for the situation is fucked.

Sir! The dog is raping the cat!

by Henry Adam’s May 30, 2021

Gay cat mobile

Haha vroom vroom

Something that Mrspolykit created in jackbox

Superstinoworld: *Laughs* what even is a gay cat mobile?!

by Bobal November 24, 2021