Slap Jortz

To perform extraordinary acts of human ability but only in the presence of unattractive members of the opposite sex.

“Did you just backflip in front of that uggo? That slap Jortz!”

by Cranham February 10, 2023

Flap slap

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I made an advance on my boyfriend, but he flap slapped me because I told him his brothers dick was bigger.

by anonymous October 14, 2023

Slap

When something is awesome or exciting.

Paul did a backflip and some guy in the crowd yelled “Slap”

by Osucnamssej October 16, 2023

SLAP

Paul said it’s a thing. Like slaps but no S. Also like SLAYYY.

“Girl you SLAP !”

“SLAP”

by Twinklebearstar October 16, 2023

Cherenkov Slap

Physical intercourse act where the male repeatedly penetrates the female with such vigor that the female's vaginal secretions luminesce in the blue portion of the spectrum. In other words, bro pumps that shit so hard, she glows blue.

My man Pavel was pounding that pussy so hard, her gave that thot the Cherenkov Slap!

Like a fuckin rave in there, blue strobe light going off, man's face contorting, her screams and that ass slap sounding like some sick house music.

by PavelPussyPounder October 19, 2023

Tweety slap

When you stuff a canary in the vagina, then you slap it.

Karolyn said that tweety slap sure is a hoot.

by Pissonit Perpaw October 21, 2023

National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

by notkenzieee October 23, 2023