Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023

Simp

When a person changes their wallpaper to a male friend

Simp simp simp simp

by Leopardzo October 17, 2020

Simp

A shell of a man who will do anything for the approval of a woman. (Usually without reciprocation)

Man, Alexis Ruiz is such a simp.

by Darren terbull February 13, 2020

Simp

A man who lives in Virginia and spends more money then he earns on a girl who sucks dick behind his back meanwhile her vagina smells like fish, this man will cut every close friend out of his life for a golddigger without even realizing it

Hey I hear Alex flew into town let's hang with him

Nah hes a simp , he's probably shoving a bundle of roses up veronikas vagina to get rid of that awful fish smell that half of Portland is complaining about

by JewishNutsack June 8, 2020

simp

Ben Wallace

“hey, what’s a simp?”

“It’s ben Wallace”

by babitch April 29, 2020

Simp

A person who puts wayy too much effort for the person they like.

Example:
Quan: I mean I only talk to her for 5 hours a day, send her goodmorning love letters, and buy her a lambo.
The Homies: SIMPPP!!

by Holy_Spear July 15, 2021

simp

a male who will attempt to manipulate a female into sex through sympathy. can also be classified as a cuck in certain circumstances.

I really like you but I’m afraid of your dad, your mom is nice and I play in the church band. I’m a SIMP

by swiveleyed’destroyer’of’worlds December 5, 2022