fancy mexican

Getting hair and makeup done for holidays by professionals

“Maria isn’t a fancy Mexican, she’s just regular”

by Jess42RN April 13, 2022

Rent-a-Mexican Store

Any Home Depot Store on any given weekend day. You can go there and you will see numerous undocumented individuals ready to be hired to do any chore or task that you need.

Today I went to the rent-a-mexican store to get help with the new kitchen counters.

by nastyshitter December 14, 2023

Mexican mud-bogging

When a man covers his penis with hot sauce then proceeds to fuck his woman in the ass,making her scream.

My wife wanted to spice things up so I took her Mexican mud-bogging.

by Jrt2016 January 15, 2017

Mexican Standoff

A competition between two men to see who can ejaculate into the woman's mouth first.

"Me and Marc did a Mexican Standoff with Jamie-Lee last night.. Marc won."

by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023

Mexican Spinner

A variation on a rim job involving a tongue piercing. This also requres greater speed with which you execute.

That hoe totally gave Stephen a Mexican Spinner last night

by stefown November 24, 2010

Mexican Reload

Instead of reloading the gun. Just grabbing another gun and continue shooting.

This bitch broke into my house last night. I emptied the 9 and did a Mexican reload and emptied the 40 too

by MeatandTaters January 6, 2022

Mexican Bean Mash

The act of cooking refried beans inside a Hispanic woman’s anal cavity utilizing a penis wrapped in a tin foil condom

Sabrina: ay carambà Juanito and I just whipped up the spiciest Mexican Bean Mash

Guadalupe: ¡que Mierda!

by OfficiallyDrDubious June 25, 2025