Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

Caked

When a nigga gets baked or, "roasted" so badly that he has become caked. In most cases, the individual getting caked will be forced to contemplate their existence.

Hey, did you just hear how badly that guy got roasted? That nigga got caked.

by Tyrell Boolinson January 19, 2018

Sadge Cake

Sadge means to be or feel sad. Adding cake to it means very much or a lot. Sadge cake = Very much sad. Since Ms. H wanted to know.

“Dang it I lost in cup pong 😐”

“Oh thats sadge cake”

by Blehblehbleh77 October 2, 2023

Nouveau cake

Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.

Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"

Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"

by Old cake May 13, 2013

super cakes

A really large, well-shaped buttox on a girl

Her booty is so fine, she has super cakes!!!!

by Tash3456 April 22, 2011

Louisiana Crunch Cake

when you poop on a bitch

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up

by lilLasagna December 6, 2019

Power cakes

Strong and enviable glutes, often intended as a compliment

Conner: “ Elliot, I am a gym-baby, how do I get power cakes like you?”
Elliot: “ easy! squat every day for breakfast, then one whole school of tilapia for lunch and dinner”

by Kahnbahn February 4, 2023