bro strider

huge douchebag who thinks hes cool (hes not) and likes child abuse and grooming minors

bro strider: and i always groom and i always groom little kids

by brohater420 July 15, 2024

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Dope Bro

A opportunistic usually decent looking unemployed male who seeks out or is willing to provide company and/or entertainment in exchange for free street drugs

Anyone know any dope bros that would like to party tonight on me?

by Princess Beyoncé Trap Queen July 15, 2022

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Spice Bro

Two bro(s) or more who eat spicy stuff together

The 3 spice bros snacked on some takis

by Moon Writes Definitions December 31, 2023

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Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.

Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.

by idk_go away June 22, 2020

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Bro-tie

(Bro-tie) When a Bro ejaculates on/around the neck of another bro. The pearl necklace of ultimate dude-ery.

Even though i'm buck naked, i sure feel fancy in this bro-tie.

by SuperBorst May 13, 2011

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Clearly this is a bro from the bay. You can spot him in his natural habitat, tinder. Or some lesser-known app, like bumble. He used to like Obama. Sometimes, his quaff cascades down to his perfectly groomed beard that falls all the way to the second button on his freshly pressed flannel. He rocks the shit out of earbuds around his neck all day, every day; gotta let you know he's in tech. Ain't no way he's drinkin' bud light made by the man. Instead he'll just stick to his PBR (hairflip). If you you see this bro, he'll be wearing a free tshirt (that he paid for) even though his salary could buy a house next to his parents' in Marin.

Person 1: That's guys a jackass

Person 2: Fuckin bay bro

by Nbdubs August 14, 2016

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