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The bean

A word use to describe a miserable not nice co-worker
John “the bean” Condit wasn’t playing nice today during work hours because he didn’t get his 8 hours of sleep.
by Pee wee the herm October 16, 2023
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Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.
Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.
by Bigwhite May 25, 2012
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The Bean's list

A woman's spank bank. Where a female places someone she find attractive for use at a later time. Like recognition on the Dean's list.
EMME: *SEES A HOTTIE* UMMM WHOS THAT?..
ESS: OH, THATS MY FRIEND, RYAN.
EMME: OK WELL DAMN HE'S OFFICIALLY ON THE BEAN'S LIST, YUM!
by Wudupyo11 April 21, 2023
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bean hole warrior

Bean hole is the window on your cell in jail / prison. Bean hole warrior is someone who talks a lot of trash when the door is locked and nobody can get to him.
As the guard walked by serving breakfast the inmate screamed obscenities of what he would do to him, the guard said you’re a pretty tough bean hole warrior! Wait till the doors open..
by Hardgore October 14, 2023
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beans

according to mental cases on twitter, it's when you cut yourself so deep and it looks like beans? at least that's what i can get from it, idk i'm not mentally ill
some rando (probably a furry): hey i feel like going on twitter today and seeing some paw beans
twitter: here's some self harm shit that we allow on our website!
the guy: WTF
by somebastardonline January 26, 2023
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Bean screen

(Verb) the female version of cockblock - to prevent a girl from having sexual intercourse with a guy
Sasha is that type of girl to just bean screen all her friends
by Underworl May 25, 2022
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vietnamese bean desert

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly
Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.
by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018
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