Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping

Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

Zoom and Shroom

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

by Jony Mike December 22, 2022

Zoom Facial

When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.

Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.

by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023

Zaza Zoomed

When the zaza hits so good u start zoom in’ 😮 💨

Bryan: *cough cough n*gga I told you i got dat gas.

Teddy didn’t reply, he simply stared at the ceiling, he was zaza zoomed out.

by Pookalicious August 2, 2023

Zoom Friday

the state of being one step beyond "done", to a hitherto-unseen state of exasperation with existence. Got its name from the state of being on school Zooms on a Friday.

"The physics teacher tried to get the class' attention, but it was a Zoom friday, and no one was paying attention."

by Claudius Hemosphere Taglain November 20, 2020

Zoomed

When on a video call, you start to talk but stop because the other person starts to talk but they stop to let you talk. This repeats for a few moments as you all say half words but then stop for the other person to say a half word.

Eventually there is an awkward long pause as both parties wait for the other to speak. Then both parties start talking at the same time again resetting the cycle.

A virtual equivalent to trying to move aside in the grocery store aisle to avoid a cart collision but both people move to the same side. Chaos ensues as both people try to find a route out of the way of the others route while not communicating with the other person.

"Dude I got totally zoomed on a call with my gramma! Was on for half an hour but we only accomplished ten complete sentences."

by K.J. Rolling November 24, 2020

Multi-Zooming

the practice of using Zoom meetings to accomplish household tasks, engage in work in other tabs, or communicate through other channels about things that have nothing to do with the Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting today.

by Jill Bystrom December 9, 2020