Whale Harness

A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.

Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.

by Francostein June 10, 2009

Muddy Whale

When you cum in a fat woman's ass, she farts and spouts it back out again.

Well blow me down! My fat girlfriend just gave me a muddy whale

by johnny apps December 19, 2010

Dirty Whale

when a woman smears peanut butter on a mans penis then performs oral sex on him

duuuuude last night C gave me the best dirty whale iv ever had

by dukerman September 2, 2010

Coping a whale

A phrase commonly use to mind-fuck people.

'Hey man you Coping a whale right now?"
"what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
"yeah you be Coping a whale."
"what the fuck are you saying?"

by Louie Low Red March 8, 2013

Whale juice

Another name for a kale smoothie

Look at that #Trisha's Hushand's Girlfriend drinking up all that whale juice. That girl is thirsty!

by Hrd2gtt April 27, 2020

Flying whales

Flying whales is a statement used when something is just so amazing.

Additional adjectives- great or giant for example, can be added to make the statement stronger.

"I'm pregnant!" "Great flying whales! I'm so happy for you!"

"10/10 flying whales for you."

by iamdogbork July 18, 2019

whale shart

High volume high density deposit of fecal matter in your underwear when attempting to fart. More than a shart less than a turd

Thought I only had to fart but my fart-shit separater failed to indicate the material that was about to be dispensed. Resulting in a large shart.... A whale shart.

by kriegmann January 3, 2015