Weiner-thirty

The time of day where there is a mandatory 2 pee pee touch rule for all significant others. Happens approximately 23 times a day, usually immediately following beer-thirty, but has been known to be able to carry it's own load.

Holy rusted metal Batman, it's weiner-thirty.

by Spelunking December 1, 2009

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weiner schemer

a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.

Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!

Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.

Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.

by elalmighty March 15, 2019

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max weiner

a jack ass who thinks he is the shit

NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not

no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin

no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE

a jackass with no life and with a tiiiinyy ass dick

by 4YOURinfo April 1, 2005

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Weiner-Pop

A term used to describe when someone is acting like a childish boob.

Friend 1: Look at John the way he's walking around the bar.

Friend 2: Mo man looks like a Weiner-Pop the way he's following around those girls.

Friend 1: Yea, they're whales too. He needs to get his act together.

by Ricky Slapshot May 9, 2010

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