wack 'n nap

A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.
Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.
by mducrane April 27, 2012
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wacked out cracka

The remains of a small wheat-based biscuit that has been accidentally crushed into bits at the bottom of your packed-lunch box.
"Shit, man, dat one helluva wacked out cracka der."
"Sho' nuff messed up my lunch, homie."
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wacked out cracka

A white person that's totally wack and not at all gangsta, although he tries desperately.
Man you must be one wacked out cracka hangin out in Compton wearing a Crips hat, a Bloods shirt, and an "East Coast 4 Life" chain. You gonna get shot more than 50 Cent, 2pac, and Biggie combined, you stupid honkey.
by Nick D March 11, 2003
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wacked off

When you jerk off outside with a dew in hand.
Dude 1: Dude I wacked off this morning. GREAT time.
Dude 2: Sweet dude so did I!
by Dogizzle101 July 22, 2009
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shit my wack

To shit your wack is to soil your pants in a scary or terrifying situation.
Person 1 "Oh my god that was scary"
Person 2 "Yeah man I totally shit my wack!"
by Drinkypants May 2, 2018
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wack dat crusty

Yo Aaron, you gotta wack dat crusty. You look like a damn spik.
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Rapid Weiner Wacking

When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)
Hey bro, wanna do some Rapid Weiner Wacking with the bros tonight?
by Jacob Price February 7, 2018
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