Testicalalia

The disease of constantly scratching the sac.

Yo dog, I got some testicalalia muy bad.

by ccurrie July 9, 2011

Testicalish

Your genitalia is ticklish.

Woman: So i went to go down his pants and he just started laughing hysterically.

Man: How odd, he must have been testicalish.

by Beatdowns a Packin September 3, 2011

testical tango

The act of inserting numerous pairs of testicles into a sexual partner in anyway possible.

I just came back from the best testical tango I've been ever been in.

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2015

tactical anal

The art of making a gilly suit for you penis hiding in the bushes outside your girlfriends window then patiently waiting for her to bend over and tie her shoes...you strike at dawn

If it wasn't for tactical anal I would still be a virgin

by A narcoleptic walrus July 3, 2015

Tactical taco

"Shot, move, communicate, and taco"

In the military you shot, move, communicate, and eat a taco at the same time. Every mission is successful when knowing the tactical taco!

by Josie12 April 8, 2017

Tactical Nuke

When the Arab kid on your bus threatens to eat your family

Mom: How was your ride home sweetie?
Son: I got hit with a tactical nuke don't talk about it

by O H P A P A December 4, 2019

Tactical Abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground and smashing the baby

My pregnant wife fell face first into the ground and had a tactical abortion. I was a witness

by Fat bag May 26, 2021