man wind

The essence of a man’s fart, body, and breath captured in a bottle and used as cologne to attract females.

Dude, my man wind totally blew her away!

by Kalvin Klein December 31, 2019

wind wiper

to keep your eyes protected from the wind

quick i need a wind wiper now

by md33 December 02, 2020

Lump of Wind

A spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf!

Oh, really? DO YOU THINK SO?! You spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf! You lump of Wind, you witless, unwiped, panderly puke-stocking!

by [e-mail] July 02, 2019

wind fleek

When your hair is in your face because of wind but you're still sexy af.

Mandy: Ugh! My hair is in my face.
Kristy: You've got that wind fleek asf !

Mandy: ...

by Misha'sBoner May 21, 2016

pissing in the wind

To piss in someone's ass while they're farting.

"Piss in my ass while I'm farting." "Pissing in the wind, broheimer."

by Wordz Up February 29, 2008

Wind Chimes

When a female vegina has become so lose from sexual activity that her vaginal lips blow and chime in the wind.

"Beth has had sex with 300 men--now her veginal lips hang, dangle and sway in the wind," said Jim.
"Yes." said harry. "she has wind chimes!"

by Teddy bear jim bo March 23, 2007

wind god

Originates from a hot-boxed steamy garage near San Diego State University. It is the state of mind when you are so high that you feel like a great wind god when you blow out bong smoke.

Scotty: Damn fellas, I feel like I'm a wind god right now.

by Peter Carlson April 05, 2005