Tori

Tori is your average vsco girl. On days where she wants to reminisce for the old times, she puts her hair in a PAINFULLY high ponytail and gets herself a nice big donut from Starbucks. She will then proceed to take approximately eighteen thousand selfies, all of which are absolutely identical, and ask you to tell her which one to post on her private snap story. On the days that she's feeling the most like herself, she sits in the parking lot of a Yogurt Heaven, waiting for a pair of teenage boys to pull up and stare at her, only for her to turn around every three seconds and point out what appears to be obvious, "I think they might be looking at us haha." Tori is an expert at the G chord and the G chord only on a Walmart bought beginners plastic guitar. A prodigy if I ever saw one. Not to mention an inspiration to John Mayer himself. Tori is, to say the least, the reason we are all still alive. We live for Tori. In conclusion, go to Tori for spot on comparisons of people who appear to be drug addicts. <3 xoxo gossip girl

"Tori, E sharp isn't a note!!"
"Shh, I'm playing the Titanic music!!! Every night I see you, I taste you, I love you."

by _LiterallyNoOne_ July 12, 2020

Tori

stupid person described in Nepali language.

My friend is tori.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Bog Tory

A reactionary supporter of Fine Gael, the conservative Irish political party.

What did you expect from a Bog Tory?

He has all the reactionary views consistent with being a Bog Tory!

The Bog Tories pride themselves on being the party of law and order..

by Funkshot February 18, 2023

Tory

The girl brogan likes

Tory if you see this don’t tell brogan you saw it and either kiss him or ignore him

by Jacob Allen March 19, 2024

Tori the toaster

A tiny person who has been dubbed "anne" because she is annorexic and she is looked doWn by tall people

Tori the toaster is soo skinny

by A Man Who Knows His Shit January 29, 2017

Tori

Tori is a definitive nerd and has fun with anyone they are around. They know exactly where they fit in and where they’re meant to be. You can be yourself around them no matter what that is so be mindful and keep this person FOREVER.

Hey I’m talking to Tori

For real, they’re like the best

by anonymous May 30, 2023

Tori

The biggest hater in the universe . Wants to see people fail. Has lots of kids. Fake. Fake as hell. Two faced .

Tori has always been our number one hater.

by Nicenicemaybe March 30, 2022