Old man balls. (Long balls) When sitting down on the toilet to take a shit, one must keep his toilet bouys above the water level.
by Krypto-BL February 10, 2018
Get the toilet bouymug. Person 1: Man last night was crazy!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.
Person 2: ...wtf.
Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.
Person 2: ...wtf.
Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
by Conbradyor June 20, 2010
Get the toilet jerkmug. (V). To urinate or defecate anywhere other than the toilet or urinal.
(N). Someone who is known for peeing outside, in the corners of warehouses and compressor rooms in factories ect. And never using a proper toilet, even when one is available. Also can be someone who has been kicked out of Canada and then has to live in the United States because of their close-minded, racist and ignorant behavior.
(N). Someone who is known for peeing outside, in the corners of warehouses and compressor rooms in factories ect. And never using a proper toilet, even when one is available. Also can be someone who has been kicked out of Canada and then has to live in the United States because of their close-minded, racist and ignorant behavior.
"Hey! See that Paul guy? He's a real canadian toilet! "
"I don't talk to him anymore. He used the canadian toilet at my niece's birthday party. "
"I don't talk to him anymore. He used the canadian toilet at my niece's birthday party. "
by Dr. Gonzo Finkerbean July 15, 2019
Get the Canadian toiletmug. Probably the most legendary character in Spongebob Squarepants, it's been in many episodes, but in the episode "House Fancy" he is in his true form, sadily he was dying.
by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019
Get the Squidward's toiletmug. Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.
by MLIAuser November 27, 2009
Get the Toilet Liningmug. when you take a poop and leave it then later when you gotta piss you aim for the toilet paper it will spread like a cloud
by Caleb the man October 29, 2007
Get the toilet cloudmug. Someone who spends more time cleaning the toilet and making it perfect for themselves than actually being on the toilet
by Barney July 7, 2016
Get the toilet perfectionistmug.