V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.
Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.
Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.
Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.
by CraigHayger November 04, 2013
by Bpier February 14, 2017
The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.
Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.
by Robbie Robinho Robinski January 31, 2012
When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.
by Braxenator January 27, 2019
The long, embarrassing walk into the clinic after getting burned by that girl you had to carry out of the bar that one night.
Man, I had to do the cheesedick shuffle at the clinic this morning. Needless to say, it was embarrassing and I got 2 new numbers.
by Dangerdansby March 08, 2014
The akward left to right dance that occurs when 2 people are trying to pass eachother in the hallway, but both try to take the same direction.
Me and this other guy started doing the Hallway Shuffle when we were trying to walk past each other at work.
by ThrashMetalMan1 August 14, 2011
The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.
Kemper-shuffle. The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.
Look at mike. He's so high and tweaking, he's doing the kemper shuffle. " An imbred man in clark county that has overindulge on drugs."
Look at mike. He's so high and tweaking, he's doing the kemper shuffle. " An imbred man in clark county that has overindulge on drugs."
by Joe Lauren May 01, 2021