When you have a girl on her back for anal intercourse, you pull out and rub your member on her belly button to make it brown then unload in her belly button. Hence the mud puddle.
Troy: So how did your date go with Mindy?
Ernie: I didn't think anything was going to happen but before I knew it she was on her back and I was giving her a Texas Mud Puddle.
Ernie: I didn't think anything was going to happen but before I knew it she was on her back and I was giving her a Texas Mud Puddle.
by Lunchbox2 March 08, 2011
Someone with palms of thier hands and soles of their feet lighter coloured than the rest of their bodies
by Nefariousterry July 29, 2018
1)A puddle of fluid created during the act of sex.
2)A very loose and wet woman.
3)A deep puddle of water at a street crossing.
4)A messy situation
2)A very loose and wet woman.
3)A deep puddle of water at a street crossing.
4)A messy situation
1) There was no wet spot, it was a F*ck Puddle.
2) That girl was nothing but a F*ck Puddle
3) A taxi totally splashed me with a F*ck Puddle
4) we used to have something going, now it's turned into a total F*ck Puddle
2) That girl was nothing but a F*ck Puddle
3) A taxi totally splashed me with a F*ck Puddle
4) we used to have something going, now it's turned into a total F*ck Puddle
by Andy Pants March 08, 2007
adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.
Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.
by nigger nick November 09, 2005
A term that females use in order to sound cute when, really, they're just using you for free McDonald's sandwiches.
What she says: can I come over for a snuggle puddle?
What she means: can you order a bunch of McDonald's? I'll be there in 20 minutes.
What she means: can you order a bunch of McDonald's? I'll be there in 20 minutes.
by DarkJoakzzz February 24, 2018
The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.
by Sean mcvay April 07, 2017
A "heat puddle" is a mirage that is seemingly a puddle, these mirages typically appear on:open roads, empty highways, or concrete surfaces. These "puddles" are created by heat reflecting off of the concrete which only happens when it is really hot.
I saw a "heat puddle(s)" today, it was a mirage of a puddle created by heat reflecting off the concrete
by Hannah Canadian August 17, 2017