“ Ew I have orange peels under my nails!”
by Alexander1824 March 21, 2023

Covering your testicles with peanut butter and inviting your dog with its rough surfaced tongue to lick said peanut butter off, the resulting action being the dog is peeling your tangerines
by Jimmy Muffins October 23, 2016

"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"
"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
by IncyIncoming September 28, 2022

by Trizzequkeul December 31, 2011

When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat
JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat
by Kdub Billy June 2, 2018

by jumpingcoconut November 23, 2020
