self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
by Portmagee May 20, 2012
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self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 12, 2012
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goobledygoo message

A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.
Hey Stu. Left you a goobledygoo message.
by rasheem3 August 17, 2008
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Abusive messager

A male or female that uses modern technology to send abusive/controversial/callus messages to another person. Mediums such as social networks or mobile phones are generally used. These messages usually have an intended purpose.
Don: You my friend are not nice. Do not annoy me again you little slut. I think your actions are disgraceful.

Mary: Don you are an Abusive messager.
by madnut August 02, 2011
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Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.
yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.
by pdo and top shottie December 13, 2007
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Framing message

a message in any type of social media that have live chats example discord have images that blend in and can frame the message made by the previous messenger
Troll Fig1:*send a photo that has a Framing message after a innocent messenger*
Image: The image shows a stupid looking person with a text balloon that blends in the previous message
by TheBaseliner June 20, 2023
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boner message.

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.
Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.
by Casey Napier June 23, 2011
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